Archive for November, 2006

Married in Hell

Catherine Greene was admittedly a little nervous when she said “I do” to fiance Nicholas Doubleday during a Halloween-themed wedding ceremony in this unusually named hamlet. “It was her idea,” Doubleday said. “When I asked her to marry me, she said she wanted the wedding in Hell.” The bride, a registered nurse, was dressed in […]

The FLNJ strikes again!

FLNJ – Front de Libération des Nains de Jardins aka The Gnome liberation front strikes again. Some 79 garden gnomes snatched by FLNJ were found along the banks of a stream in the central Limousin region.  The gnomes were hidden in some underbrush with a banner that read, “gnome mistreated, gnome liberated,” police said. Idiotic.

3 month old Baby charged with robbery, extortion and banditry!

Police charged a suspect after a bus driver was robbed of his fares, then realized the suspect was a 3-month old baby. The boy, Parveen Kumar, had been listed along with his father on an initial charge sheet after the bus driver was robbed, police in the eastern Indian state of Bihar said Friday. The […]

Court’s order – British cops spend 3 days flushing down booze in the toilet

The Staffordshire Police spent three days in pouring 2500 cans of lager, hundreds of bottles of champagne and spirits down the toilet.The booze, worth 7000 pounds, was seized from a shopkeeper who was selling it without a licence. “The alcohol in huge quantity gave the police officers a real headache when the judge told them […]