The AntiGym: "Too Chubby; Never Find A Hubby"
Found on Jezebel: There’s a gym, well actually it’s an antigym in Denver that has numerous of slogans such as “Too chubby; Never find a hubby,” or “Have Sex With The Lights On”, “Save The Chubbitos” and “No Chubbies.”
From their website:
Anti-Gym is Denver’s only health and vanity lifestyle boutique, a revolutionary alternative to ineffective and obsolete health clubs, personal trainers, and crash diets.
We change your habits and attitude so you can sculpt a seductive body, while still enjoying the food, alcohol, and other vices that seduce you. Stick with the old school to lower cholesterol a few points, come see us to raise your libido and wow-factor through the roof.
that bald ASSHOLE on TV is FUCKIN RIDICULOUS!
i’m a fit guy, i’d LOVE to KICK HIS ASS!
PUT THAT BITCH IN HIS PLACE, OFF THE AIR!
what the hell is wrong with you people putting a dick like that on TV anyway?
i wouldn’t join your gym if you gave me a lifetime pass for free!
UP YOURS TO ALL OF YOU WHO ARE INVOLVED!
Don’t do business with Michael Karolchyk and the Anti-Gym…he will take your money and then close the doors with no notice. He’s a liar and a thief! Just check out the article in 5280 magazine…then you’ll get a good look at him. I would read that before ever going into that place!