A German policeman had his trousers ripped off after he tried to arrest a giant emu.The emu had been pestering passers by at a park in Kaarst, western Germany.A day later a three foot red and green parrot ripped the arm off a policeman’s jacket when he tried to grab it after it was spotted […]
A story by Paul Ford: I took off my clothes and stepped into the shower to find another one sitting near the drain. It was about 2 feet tall and made of metal, with bright camera-lens eyes and a few dozen gripping arms. Worse than the Jehovah’s Witnesses. “Hi! I’m from Google. I’m a Googlebot! […]
There’s a new line of adult novelties that are rather more “novelty” than “adult”,you can now choose from a assortment of toys at CelebrityButtPlugs.com, which offers “Parass Hilton” and “Smell Gibson (The Bravefart Version)” models as well as a “George Dubya Tush” version that looks amazingly a lot like its namesake and more intriguingly: the […]
A Muslim who killed a swan while fasting during Ramadan has been given a two-month prison sentence.Shamsu Miah, 52, killed the mute swan at a boating pond in Llandudno, North Wales, on September 25.When challenged by police he said: “I am a Muslim, I am fasting, I needed to eat.†Llandudno magistrates were told that […]